January 4, 1919

Der Tag has come and gone; while it was here, it proved all that is expected. The gang (for such it is) gave a dance, with practically no American girls and only our own people and lots of French women. I didn’t go. Judging by the aching heads next day, everyone was beautifully drunk, which seems to be the desideratum in such affairs. A good time was had by all, and I was in bed. I must be getting old.

Next day I got up at 11 o’clock – just in time for dinner, which was unusually good. Afterwards it took me about three hours to come to. Then I went to Streiff’s took the little boss out and had seven drinks. Then met “Pep” (it should really be “Top”) and two others. We went up to the little half French, half Italian café about a half-mile from here – the same place we had been to on Christmas Day – and had a great deal of supper, drink, music and occasionally one of us got a dance off. The language and atmosphere were mostly Italian – one might say very Italian. The talent consisted of local demoiselles who have a foreign idea about dancing, but it wasn’t so bad. I got one ha-ha when some old frog got up and sang what was intended to be an international anthem, a stirring super-patriotic affair about universal peace and the league of nations. We were the guests of the b-in-l of Mme. Bellamy – the nameless person of a recent letter; he has a name, however; it is Daniel. I don’t know whether that is his first or family name.

Thursday and Friday were uneventful enough, although I know you’ll say “no wonder.” But it wasn’t so wild New Year’s as it sounds on paper. And then I can fall back on that old one, “They do these things better in France.” You can’t really catch the spirit of a French celebration from a piece of paper like this.

Today’s greatest event seems to have been getting something for nothing. The K. of C. have sent us a lot of soap and towels and tobacco and cigarettes and cigars, which they did not need and thought we might. So everybody got a little which was good. Aside from that it’s just another raw, wet day – 1919 and all still here, with no new rumors about going home. Tonight there is a lesson. Tomorrow I’m to go to Streiffs’ for dinner. That’s all.


Next post January 6.

December 29, 1918

Don’t be mislead by newspaper stories about all the people who are coming home right away. You see they play up things like that because they are real news, and so if the merest rumor strays into a newspaper office it is seized on and run with a big head. It isn’t true. Some people have gone home. They have been mostly wounded men, aviators and a few regular outfits. I believe the number actually embarked on home-bound boats is less than 5% of the A.E.F. It is wrong to run these stories which leave the impression that practically everybody is on the way to an embarkation port, because they raise too many false hopes.

Of course, it is hard to face, but the fact is that we’re not ready to go home yet. Old Worry is the most disgusted individual in the world, by nature. He came into the army as Mr. M. of Vilanova, Pa., the richest woman’s son in town, or something like that. He was going to show them, you know. He’s still a buck private and not so fond of France. He wants to go home. But he said yesterday (to come back to the subject) “I don’t see why we have to stay here when there is no fighting going on, the war is over and the work we have to do could be done a hundred times better and cheaper in the states by a few civilians.” that sums up the point of view of the whole place here, and of the whole A.E.F., I suppose.

But it leaves out the fact that if we went home now we might have to come back in about two years and start all over again. The modern Prussian is a crafty devil, and I have no doubt there is a pretty good army in back of the Allied troops of occupation, nicely prussianized; for I know it to be a fact that instead of moving their entire army out of the occupied zone, the Germans demobilized many of them, and left them there as civilians. So we have in effect, a hostile country before and beside us and a hostile army (in civilian clothes) behind.

Moreover, the present government is entirely too undecided to conclude a peace in which any confidence could be placed. It looked a good deal like Russia after the revolution, and you know what condition that country is in today. American troops are aiding the fight against the Bolsheviks there now, more than two years after their empire was overthrown. What if we had to do that in Germany? Of course that wouldn’t include the whole army – I can conceive of their fighting Bolsheviks without a photographic division and making a fair job of it. But suppose we achieved a good set of peace terms, properly signed, and nice sounding, by April 1st, and on June 1st Hindenburg overthrew the existing government and decided to declare war on each of the Allies? That would be about as bad, n’est-ce pas?

It isn’t so cheerless as all that, however. Perhaps after a bit things will quiet down in Germany long enough for the people to assert their naturally quiet disposition to undisturbed currents of life. I am confident that it won’t be long before the dead weight of the German “gemütlichkeit” will stabilize the government. For after all, they are a well-regulated, orderly people and this is counter to all they hold right.

I believe also that it is very necessary for the Allies to stick around until such time as the conditions seem to warrant relaxing their protectorship. But I don’t want to be one of those who stick. It is all right for the regular army – they’re soldiers by choice. Most of us are not and we want to go home. It is wrong to keep us here, for they don’t need us, and the war is over, as far as photographers are concerned. Also, it must be known officially that a division of our kind is unnecessarily wasteful and astonishingly incompetent. When I get out of the army I am going to write something about this section that ought to at least get published. What I ought to do is draw up a plan for a better photo division. I think I will, and submit it to the government.

In England they are pushing a slogan: “No dilly-dally.” It’s a good thing – they need it more over there than in America, because once you get our government, they work fast. But if June finds me home, it won’t be far off my calculations. I hope I’ve made it three months too far away, too.

Not that we are not enjoying ourselves here, after the fashion of a soldier in a foreign land. The Christmas eve show was quite a success, it seems, but there were so many people there it was bad dancing. The much vaunted moving picture was rather flat, but there was a burlesque of the officers by themselves that was funny and clever. And some musical numbers. Right away they decided to run a dance only, in the same place on New Year’s eve.

Christmas Day was the best day I have spent since I left the states. Mme. Bellamy had invited me to go to see L’Aiglon at the Theatre Sarah Bernhardt, but after spending an hour in a slow-moving line on a very wet day, and after seeing that the Opera and Opera-Comique were both sold out, she decided that maybe I wouldn’t mind if we stayed home and attempted to pass a real French Christmas. So she sent her brother-in-law for me just as I got up at about 11 o’clock.

We went round and who should come in but Pep and another Italian named Cesario, also from the lab. This brother-in-law is Italian, sings, acts, knows all the operas and is very amusing. His wife and Mme. Bellamy are sisters, and their mother was Italian, so there is a strain of it in them. Italian and English flew round indiscriminately. No one of them sufficed for all present.

The dinner at one o’clock was quite Italian, even to the wines, and full of quaint eats that we never can know in the states. We stayed at the table until about five. The b-in-l (I don’t know his name) sang, Joe played his guitar, as only he can, and I played mandolin. Then we went up to see some friends of the b-in-l, also half Neapolitans, in their little café, and had more music. We returned at about seven-thirty and had supper at Bellamy’s until 11:30. Much merriment and many discussions which I am sure would interest you. They would shock most people in our country, but here they are no more to be avoided as a topic of conversation than the weather.

The result of all this is that I have conceived a love of the Italian language and am now head over heels in the study thereof; isn’t it sensible to do something like that – not a bit of use, never will be even if I should learn enough of it to get by. But if it were useful I shouldn’t like to do it, no doubt.

It causes lots of amusement. My lieutenant has been watching me translate the boys’ letters into French (I have about two a day to do) and kidding about getting paid for it. He says “Now one of your clients has an Italian girl, I suppose, and you’ve got to learn her language.” But it really is a fine language and I’d like to know more about it.

Today is another lazy, hazy Sunday. It isn’t raining and it isn’t clear. It’s warm, for the first time this week. Yet it’s never really cold here. I haven’t worn my overcoat this winter, except at reveille, which is at 6:45 AM.


L’Aiglon is a play in six acts by Edmond Rostand based on the life of Napoleon II, who was the son of Emperor Napoleon I and his second wife, Empress Marie Louise. The title of the play comes from a nickname for Napoleon II, the French word for “eaglet” (a young eagle). (Wikipedia)

Next post January 4

December 22, 1918

Another rainy day – Sunday, too. The worst of it is that it never really rains – it just gets wet. Imagine a cold, raw hopeless November rain, all day every day, and you have the setting for our last two months.

Yet things are pretty cheerful. The frogs accept such a winter stoically, and the Americans are too busy with Christmas, home and springtime thoughts to pay much attention to it.

There is anticipation in the air. We’ve hired the Chalet du Lac – a large music-hall place near the lake in the Bois de Vincennes, about five minutes walk from here. There’s to be a slapstick movie which we are doing ourselves. You can imagine Jack as a general. Several vaudeville stunts, dancing and eats will round out the evening. Lots of French women and Red Cross and Y.M.C.A. girls are to be on hand. Just now there’s a lot of polishing up of almost forgotten dress shoes, and the laundries are rushed to death.

I had wanted to hear Reveillon, which is a noisy frog way of ushering in Christmas and New Year’s day. The nine-thirty closing law, however, is still in force and public Reveillons are out of the question.

I wish I had a newspaper in the states now. I’d be a propagandist. It is terrible to think of how these diplomatic controversies are going to drag out; of all the over-polite, word-veiled, quibbling and squabbling that will be done, while we sit here and waste our lives. If everyone in the states would realize the uselessness of it, if the journals would take up the cry, if, in short, public opinion could be stirred, I’m sure that in two weeks a peace, equally durable and satisfactory, could be concluded.

Nellie came around this morning with what is known in the A.E.F. as “beaucoup jack”; in English it means he was holding, for he’d just been paid, and he now rates three-stripe pay. I must have dinner with him. I did – at Mme. Jeanne’s. Then we went downtown and boulevarded until we struck a cinema, but we went for supper first then came back. Of course there was a Charlot in the “Paperhanger” – perhaps the doughiest of his pictures, and greatly appreciated by the French. There was also a Gaumont for which I was strong – it showed a view of Broadway and the Woolworth Building. It was, however, a French picture with a strong American accent, for I could see the hand of a real picture-man throughout. The hero was an American soldier, really and reelly, who married the French girl, finally. Very good.

Meanwhile Nellie went right on paying the way, so now I owe him a treat.


Next post December 29

December 18, 1918

I was thinking the other day that the war has probably done little for me except to readjust my sense of proportion. You know I was always prone to be a bit too tolerant. A man who spoke good English or was amused by the same things that drew a laugh from me, or one who showed that he wished to cultivate me, always found a warm, not to say ready, response. The last year has changed that somewhat. T has brought some ten hundred new men into my field of acquaintance. It has proved that, after all, each of them has something likable in him. It has shown that the value of a man depends mighty little on such surface showings as these, and it is the height of immaturity to base judgments on such trivialities. Altogether it has been experience that is likely to stand me in good stead when I come back to life again.

I agree that the coming of Wilson was a great event. Paris seemed to think so too. It was gay and gorgeous, star-spangled and shouting. I saw Clemenceau, Pershing and Wilson. The scenes were an improved duplication of armistice day but a bit less spontaneous, for it was all premeditated.

Bad news. On measuring our room it was found to be 6 ½ by 7 feet. It seems that there is some kind of wise sanitary provision that every individual must have floor space that comes in square feet and room volume in cubic feet. Perhaps in our room it got mixed, but at any rate, after a deal of calculation, they said there were too many in the room. I counted the bunks, which tallied two, correctly enough, and asked how they proposed to remedy it. That was a poser; but after a few minutes figuring they seemed to feel that it would help some, if one of us moved out. So some day soon, Frank and I must draw lot and tote lugs.

On Friday, the 13th, I had been 6 months in overseas service, so I am now entitled to a gold V-shaped chevron near the bottom of my left sleeve. I hope I never get a second one.


Next post December 22.

December 9, 1918

Last week flew quickly into the histories. Wednesday and Friday night were lesson nights. The lesson takes only an hour but the hour takes the whole evening. It means that I go around at about 7:15 arriving in time to drink coffee with the Streiffs. After which we talk till 8, when Mme. Bellamy arrives. We learn until 9 and talk till 10. Then we go our separate ways.

Thursday night I went downtown and saw the Chaplin picture and some others. It was the day of the arrival of the Belgian King and there was a mild sort of celebration. In the midst of a somewhat tedious French feature film, a band of them rushed the doorkeeper and did a tuneful snake-dance through the theater.

Saturday night I spent with four of the fellow, in and about the place, just talking. We talked a whole war and got many ideas as to how to run the photographic division. It ended with a resolution to lend our strongest support to the next war – morally, however, – and to do our bit for the brave soldiers by giving up strong drink and buying bonds.

Yesterday I was invited to Streiff’s for dinner, which stretched into two meals. I forget what it is they were celebrating, but then there is never any reference to the event; it serves only as a pretext. They are a family who live from fete to fete I don’t know how. But on fete days, they stint not, neither are they dry. At dinner I counted five different kinds of wine. The thing began with bivalves and ended with Benedictine. Maybe they were oysters – the program said they were – but if so preserve me from the French oyster, which tastes too much like army “goldfish” to be an epicurean treat.

Last week the powers that be took to thinking. It’s always a bad sign. They bethought them how a frog cop had once had to pick an American officer out of the muck and danger of a Paris rue and send him home to sleep it off. Alcoholic officers are not a good sight for little boys, so enlisted men must now keep off Paris streets after nine o’clock. This just a week before Wilson’s arrival, which is to be the biggest holiday yet. It is violating no rules to admit that there are drunken Americans in the city, and it is not telling tales to state that I have seen three times as many officers as men, in bad condition. So there is really very little weight to the fabris of quasi-facts in which the order is clothed. Another thing to add to the list of reasons for being a “moral supporter” in the next war.

There are many annoyances in this war business, which it doesn’t pay to notice. I used to think of a soldier as a lump of mud. Powers that be have never got beyond that elementary thought – he’s still so much unthinking unfeeling earth to them. If one wanted to take to heart all the rules and provisions made for mud –men, your returning soldiers would be gray-haired ones. It is better to be docile and make some show of humoring said powers, because there are more laughs to be had that way. Everytime I salute it raises an inward chuckle. There are mighty few members of the aristocracy of the shoulder-bar that make me dissatisfied with the distinction of being a private. By the way, don’t mention to anyone, that I’m a private 1st class. I don’t intend to remain one; it’s too much of a joke.

It appears that they’re not going to rush us home. We’ll probably languish here for some time, doing nothing useful and spending taxpayers’ money. Why on political grounds alone, they ought to shoot us back at once. If I ever get a chance to vote or influence votes against some of the people who are in or at the army, I’m going to have a beautiful fight.

That’s about all we have to look forward to now. I have no more interest in work here and I’m not the only one. All I do want is to get out of the country and the army.


Next post December 18.

December 3, 1918

Life is picking up again here, thread by thread, where it left off after the armistice was signed. We’re routining along again. The only difference is that now we have a new going home rumor every day. We used to meet and say “Ca va?” The answer to with was “A-a-h- ouie.” Now it’s “Say, George, when to we go?” And the answer always begins “You know what I heard? —” Then bz-z-z, confidential stuff, etc. All of which means nothing at all. No one really knows.

It is good to have Nellie back. We were out last night. He’s still pretty dizzy and very Chicago. We had set out for the movies but took a walk because it was early. We met two of the other fellows who had seen the show and declared it no good. The other two possibilities were closed last night (you know the law allows them only three or four sessions a week). So we all went to a little café where there was a tall stove with tile sides and an isinglass front. We sat and talked till they closed up at 9:30 (another law). Jean had a good time at the front.

My English pupil shows signs of wanting to begin again in earnest. We are going to try to have a lesson every Wednesday and Friday evening.

We’ve had several reunions. The other night Ernie, Nellie, Mount and I were up in Billy’s room. Johnny and Ivan and Bergmark live there too. And we got old Mount to tell his story. He waved his arms and acted a whole war for us. Smith and Liddell also put on a reunion.

The last time I strayed as far from home as Broadway, Vincennes – the main street, which leads to Paris – I couldn’t help noticing that peace was indeed on the way. One café has reduced its prices on coffee, coffee with milk, and chocolate; it was proud to blazon for the fact. Also there was a little wagon selling bread and chocolate – unheard of luxuries a month ago. It must tickle a Frenchman’s heart to be able to buy them again freely; without ticket or struggle.

My lieutenant told me today I must see Chaplin’s “A Dog’s Life.” He described it as “an intellectual treat.” I like people who appreciate Charlot (as they call him here.) So some night I’ll go downtown and see him.


Next post December 9.

November 28, 1918

Yesterday was pretty rosy. All day long I had a good time and didn’t work too hard. At noon I got many letters; and after supper many more.

Later as I was rounding a corner, I ran bump into Nellie and Jimmie Bennett coming into the place from four months of the front. I was so delighted I hugged them. This morning I woke up to find someone at my head saying, “I want my bed back.” At first I tried to recall what I’d got drunk on. Then I banished the half-light by pushing the button, and there was Md. Peters. You remember my telling how he’d built the bed in our room. I guess we can expect quite a few reunions from now on as the boys come in.

Nellie and Ed have been close together all the time. The 27th and the 30th divisions, to which they were respectively attached, fought with the British in northern France; they took part in the capture of Cambrai and the breaking of the Hindenburg Line. They have great things to tell. Now I wish I’d gone out. Remember Sgt. Howe? He was out with Grunnelle and Bennett and was wounded in the leg. He isn’t back; he’s in some hospital – England I believe.

This is Thanksgiving Day. They opened a new mess shack – a big affair build in the grounds of the villa. We had turkey; mashed potatoes, salad, bread and butter, pie and coffee. Not bad for the army. Our jazz band played during dinner and the major spoke. He told how well we fought in this war by sitting in armchairs. I guess we really ought to be horribly thankful it’s over, but, truth to say, I haven’t seen enough yet to make me crave peace.

However, I was glad the armistice was signed – it was such a fine celebration. We, too, had the rumor on Nov. 7th. One of the heads of the Pathe plant telephoned up and said the news was posted in Paris and people were wild. That was about 11 o’clock. But the afternoon papers carried a little paragraph telling that a false rumor had been circulated and so work went on. I am surprised that the conservative old Evening Post should have tumbled for that story. It was a good one, though.

It is surprising how rapidly the march of events about faced. Troops that had been moving in moved out; some were quickly gotten under way for the states; immediately there were official statements playing upon such words as return and demobilisation; even little details, like the lifting of the censorship, were not forgotten.

There is not let-up in the amount of work for us. Stuff continues to pour in. I don’t know what the future of the photo section holds forth. All sorts of rumors have been rife. One, that Pathe will demand its space back as soon as the peace is signed, has been officially denied, but will not down. I take no stock in them. One doesn’t have to be long in the army to lose confidence in “They say”.

Yet there isn’t any good reason why our work must be done here. Now that the war is about over, it is almost impossible to get real service out of the men. Somewhere, concealed and masked, each one had a real sense of duty, even of patriotism, while things were humming along. But now the feeling is not “what can I do in this war for America?” but “what can I do to get out of the is war and to America?”

Consequently I believe it would be wise to get interested persons to do the work civilians, whose jobs depend upon the execution. And there is nothing so intense and essential now that it must be done in France.

My own little job is a very good example. We used to use about 8 per cent of the pictures that came to the desk, as news. Now our rate is about 3 per cent. Compared with war pictures, such as we used to have, the present product feels cold and commonplace. We certainly had some fine photographs. Conditions were all against us. The French, being at home, had the superiority in equipment, knowledge and facilities, but even that handicap availed nothing on several occasions, when we beat them hands down on news. Back in July, when the France-Americans cleaned up the pocket from Chateau-Thierry toward the Veale River, they came upon the emplacement of a “Big Bertha”, the gun which had been firing 60 miles into Paris. We got our pictures in and out ahead of the French. Later in the same offensive when Quentin Roosevelt’s grave was discovered, we scooped. And the St. Mihiel drive of Sept. 12th put us out ahead. Our pictures came in three days after and by the 18th were on their way to the states. They were far better than the French, too.

I am very sorry I didn’t get over here last winter. I never knew that it was to be part of an army which was on the defensive. By the time I got here, in fact just as we arrived, the Allies were moving ahead in the inception of a resistless offensive. Setbacks there were, but they were only temporary. The end seemed plain.

So there was a lot that I missed, and now I regret it almost to the point of shame. Creature comfort called and I remained one of the armchair army. It is small comfort to know that there were thousands more. They’ll all go home with a glorious recital which they’ll end by believing. The folks at home are easy. They have a preconceived idea of war, which does not include a steam-heated office. The recitals will be more to their taste.

You are right about belittling the enemy. That was the one unconscionably wrong and silly thing. Let no one tell you they wouldn’t fight without odds. They put up a wonderful struggle, single-handed, against a coalition of the world’s strongest nations. Individually too, their personal courage was high.

But preserve me from war plays. I know in advance what Brady can do with Wm. Hull, Mary Nash, a Scissons theme and a couple of spiked helmets. I’d rather see Fred Stone.

Last night I went around to Streiff’s, let the kids crawl over me, drank a glass of wine and had some roasted chestnuts and coffee. They’re fatter here than in the states (chestnuts, I mean) and very good.

They are talking of sending Mme. Bellamy, my English pupil, to the states. She is now in the color department of Pathe and the moving of the whole thing to America is under consideration. She was far-sighted, all right, in beginning English. Since her little boy is home I see her only about once in two weeks.

You know I have just discovered the wisdom of my determination to write little while here. I’m slow. This letter is not unduly long, but I began at 2:30 and it is now 5:30. I talked a little, smoked some and chopped a few scraps of wood, but otherwise wasted no time. I’m up in Billy’s room, with no one else home but Johnny Geisel, whom you don’t like, but who is really a nice kid. He’s just come back from a trip which included Metz. There’s a whopper of a log on the fire that is too big and wet to burn well, so occasionally one of us turns to and chops some firewood. I’m warm and comfortable this rainy, raw day.

Here I am again. I got one look at the supper and then took Johnny out to Mme. Jeanne’s for supper. We had more turkey than at noon and better cooked. I like French cooking.

Frank has now become Egbert and doesn’t know what to make of it. He’s funny. He’s always beating the army. Reveille blows and he cusses the company, the bugler and the day. “I’ll fix him, I’ll show’em,” he says, and I foresee dire happenings. He shows’em by going right out to reveille just like everyone else.

Drawing clothes is pretty much of a job. You have to stand in line an hour to have your old ones condemned and then you must talk fast. Two weeks later you stand in line again to get the new things. Egbert says, “I’ll fool’em.” He does. He passes up the clothing issue and goes around looking like a tramp. But he is a good soul and undoubtedly in high favor with Martha.


Next post December 3

November 25, 1918

Well, they’ve gone and lifted the censorship. Now we can say anything except a knock at the old government. The trouble will probably arise from an inability to decide what constitutes a slap at the said gov’t. If I say the chow is rotten, it might be construed as a knock, I suppose. However the censorship never has bothered me much.

Now for a chance to tell a lot of things the censor wouldn’t have passed last week.

Pathe Freres have a large plant here, consisting of about a half dozen buildings. It seems to be not more than about five years old. It is complete in itself, has fine machinery and, for a French institution, is pretty good. Pathe manufactured film in this place, and, before the war, took lots of movies. Latterly, however one of the buildings was largely devoted to making gas masks. A lot of girls were employed. About a third of this same building is now occupied by us. The manufacture of gas masks stopped at the end of the week in which the armistice was signed.

I really had it pretty easy here; slacking along comfortably, while I might have been out sleeping in a smelly dugout. But I think it squares things some if I don’t exact any share of the glory. And the job was in fact, still is interesting. Only now there is no incentive to work.

They did turn in some pretty bad work – also some good stuff. Whenever it was poor I’d say to myself, “You’d better stay where you are. There are enough like you reaming around now.” If it was good, I’d say, “You could never have done as well,” and I’d think of my little room and pick up my pencil. And so I kept on, saying to myself that some day later, when it was nice and warm, or when everyone out in the field had fallen down, I’d mail for the and save the day. Now I never shall.

When our photographs leave here, the go to N.Y. where the C.P.I. turns them loose on the newspaper and photographic world. Those that stray into the papers are old usually. With very few exceptions they’re from 2 to 3 months old. Our department, which means one lieutenant and myself have been fighting for a long time to cut down this delay. Some day we shall.

For five months now I have been seeing every still photograph taken. Practically everything except aviation I covered in this. They have come from Belgium, France, Russia, Italy, England – n fact, wherever we have troops. I have a fine list of photos that form a real pictorial history of the American effort. Some day when I get back I want to buy the set.

Also it must come out sooner or later, that I’m not cured of photography.

Only one thing gets me all excited now, and that is, when I get back or get loose from this army. I don’t care which it is.


Next post November 28

November 24, 1918

This morning I went to a place that must be absolutely unique. It is a street that parallels the Paris wall just outside the gates. Every Sunday it becomes a market place about a half mile long. The whole length of both sides of the narrow street in one series of carts, stands and tarpaulins. It’s the queerest collection of stuff in the world. Shoes; little bits of lace, cloth, carpet; old bric-a-brac; a cracked clock-face; burnt out electric bulbs; pieces of broken, rusty iron; a thousand things that seem useless, but that these thrifty Frogs buy and patch up. Every hundred yards or so is a stand where an old woman fries potatoes – right out in the street. For 10 cents you get a paper full – real hot French-fried, and you walk down this street, not overlooking a thing, going over there to see that magneto and coming back to this side again in order not to miss the old daguerreotype of a French family. Put this place down on your list of things to visit.


Next post November 25

November 15, 1918

It is impossible to soldier without being to some extent affected by the life. It is demoralizing. It gets to be a positive joy to do things you know are wrong and you don’t really want to do, just because you’re told not to. It is lowering in mental fitness for work. There is always the knowledge that no matter how little you do and how badly that little is done, you can’t lose your job – you’ll always be fed and clothed, and housed. Lots of fellows go through a couple of years of the army that way, and are just as well thought of. I think I might have, myself, if they’d tried to make me do something I didn’t like. A good scheme is not to know anything.

It is discouraging to see what gets people ahead in the army sometimes. At others it is pleasant to be just a private and be able to laugh at what passes for non-coms or officers. There are times when I feel that it doesn’t pay to do or be anything worthwhile in the army.

For five months now I have owned briquettes and consequently am a pretty good alibi-thinker-up. Frank has heard them all, but says this one takes the prize; Monday night I was out celebrating the signing of the armistice. I was in a café with four other fellows, one of whom (let’s call him George) was all corned up. A French soldier roused George’s alcoholic ire for some inexplicable reason, and George threatened him. I got one of the boys to hold George while I held the frog, but George broke loose, hit the frog in the eye, throwing him back against me, and his head hit me in the eye. We managed to get bacchian Mars out of the place before the whole French army should arrive and beat him up. But Tuesday morning I had one of the prettiest blinkers you ever saw. I was unmercifully kidded about it. People I’d never seen before stopped me to hear the tale and then laughed disbelievingly. Every officer in the place had his say and I’m sure not a man overlooked it. Tuesday I stayed home and treated it, and by now it’s lots better. But Frank still calls me “Dead-eye Dick.”

Paris has been celebrating all week, but I haven’t been down since the first night. Vincennes is good enough for a fellow with a darkened eye and a lightened purse. I don’t know why I can’t find as good an alibi for the latter as for the former.

So far the highest point of the celebration, as I see it, was on Monday morning. It was a forenoon fool of rumors, for no Paris paper could conceive of such a thing as an extra, and between 6 and 12 there is no regular edition of anything. But at 10:30 one of the chief men in the factory reported the arrival of official word that hostilities would stop at 11. Think what it means to these French who have been fighting for over 4 years.

Then at 11 o’clock, the buzz of machinery in the great factory stopped suddenly and we all knew it was true. The girls working in the factory were all excited – they gathered in groups, puzzled, talking, laughing. Suddenly one of them – a little thin flighty thing – got up on her sewing machine and started to sing, in her thin, sweet little voice, and it was quiet all at once. We all gathered around. It was the Marseillaise. Nothing else was ever like that, or will be again.

There was no more work that day. After lunch our crowd got out the band instruments and staged a parade that was lots of fun. After circling the square to or three times they headed for Paris and grew to an army in no time.

It is funny how the British say they and the French won the war. The French are not so selfish – they give a measure of credit to all the Allies. But the Americans have the warmest spot in their hearts, and they lean toward situation, and scarcely a “man in the rue,” Paris, will argue with him. The American flag flies beside the French all over. Even the Vincennes fort floats them side by side. It makes me almost patriotic.

The weather is crisp and clear here, too, and log fires abound, when we can find the logs.


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